Miðvikudagur, 17. janúar 2007
Is it fair that men who look like this send me photographs from their holiday and ask me how I'm doing?
How am I doing? Well.. not that good actually.
I have this horrible terminal illness. It's called "being sexually frustrated" and I'm also suffering from severe lack of "TLC" - I think it's a suppliment of some sort or a vitamin. I only take Lysi. The doctors tell me it's terminal - but it might be a Unix thing. I have a tendency to misunderstand things and there was a computer in the room.
Something tells me a man like you.. might be able to help.
Christ alive! This is just plain EVIL when you know I haven't been with a man for what feels like forever! I'm not even sure I know how that's done anymore!
-And don't worry. No one will believe you are a real person. People will think I'm making this up and that you are a model and i found you on flickr because:
a) you look too good to be true
b) people don't believe one word I write here (so I can pretty much say anything)
c) i don't need a "c" because "a" and "b" were so great
And I'm fine. I am.
News: I have a great new job. Still live alone with my kids and plan to stay that way untill mr right comes charging on his white horse and rescues me (*hint hint*). Hope he won't do that for.. another couple of years since I will be busy - and I just found out www.anna.is is one of five websites nominated for the best homepage by an individual in Iceland.
Pretty cool isn't it?
Well not as cool as you.. but hey.. won't stop me from trying.
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Note. I might not have used any part of my brain when I wrote this. I was looking at your photograph the whole time thinking things that.. are better left unsaid.