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Is this fair?
Miðvikudagur, 17. janúar 2007

Is it fair that men who look like this send me photographs from their holiday and ask me how I'm doing?

How am I doing? Well.. not that good actually.

I have this horrible terminal illness. It's called "being sexually frustrated" and I'm also suffering from severe lack of "TLC" - I think it's a suppliment of some sort or a vitamin. I only take Lysi. The doctors tell me it's terminal - but it might be a Unix thing. I have a tendency to misunderstand things and there was a computer in the room.

Something tells me a man like you.. might be able to help.

Christ alive! This is just plain EVIL when you know I haven't been with a man for what feels like forever! I'm not even sure I know how that's done anymore!

-And don't worry. No one will believe you are a real person. People will think I'm making this up and that you are a model and i found you on flickr because:

a) you look too good to be true
b) people don't believe one word I write here (so I can pretty much say anything)
c) i don't need a "c" because "a" and "b" were so great

And I'm fine. I am.

News: I have a great new job. Still live alone with my kids and plan to stay that way untill mr right comes charging on his white horse and rescues me (*hint hint*). Hope he won't do that for.. another couple of years since I will be busy - and I just found out www.anna.is is one of five websites nominated for the best homepage by an individual in Iceland.

Pretty cool isn't it?

Well not as cool as you.. but hey.. won't stop me from trying.
--
Note. I might not have used any part of my brain when I wrote this. I was looking at your photograph the whole time thinking things that.. are better left unsaid.


| anna | 23:18 |
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Til hamingju með tilnefninguna.

Nr. 1 | posted by: egill | 18.01.2007 | 8:37:04 | [+] |

,,Is it fair that men who look like this send me photographs from their holiday and ask me how I'm doing?"

Uh, sun-burnt, borderline-purple men?

Nr. 2 | posted by: Bastarður Víkinga | 18.01.2007 | 9:56:17 | [+] |

Til hamingju með tilnefninguna. Ég verð mjög hissa ef þú lendir ekki í fyrsta sæti.

Nr. 3 | posted by: Eva | 18.01.2007 | 11:43:10 | [+] |

Til hamingju með tilnefninguna skvís - ekki spurning um að þú rústar þessu smile

Og skemmtilegt bréf til "tilbúna" gæjans (frá Þýðverjalandi if I'm not mistaken?). Hann er ekkert slæmur sko (ekkert á við minn mann samt, auðvitað )

drunk

Nr. 4 | posted by: María | 18.01.2007 | 12:38:42 | [+] |

Takk you guys! smile

Auðvitað rústa ég þessu, en ekki hvað! melodramatic

Reyndar er Borgar að vinna hjá Glitni líka. Við borðuðum saman í hádeginu, vorum að æfa lúser svipinn og sigur brosið - just in case.

Þetta er rétt María. Ekkert svo mjög tilbúin - en unbefuckingleaveable. Vantar slefandi broskall.

Nr. 5 | posted by: anna | 18.01.2007 | 12:55:23 | [+] |

Til lukku með tilnefninguna, tekur þetta í nefið wink
og asskoti finnst mér fyndið að margeir sé tilnefndur með þér...þessir margeirar...úff

Nr. 6 | posted by: Elín | 18.01.2007 | 15:32:47 | [+] |

Til hamingju með þetta. Nú þarftu bara að setja aðeins meiri innspýtingu í síðuna. colgate

Nr. 7 | posted by: Hinrik | 18.01.2007 | 18:10:14 | [+] |

Til Hamingju mín kæra! Þú hlýtur að rústa þessu! Skil ekki einu sinni hvers vegna flestir hinna eru þarna. Hafa ekkert íðig colgate Og alveg datt mér í hug að þú værir eitthvað farin að daðra við hitt kynið aftur... full sólbrenndur fyrir minn smekk... en hvað... menn geta nú ekki verið alveg fullkomnir evil

Nr. 8 | posted by: Sigga | 18.01.2007 | 18:23:56 | [+] |

Þessi maður er eins nálægt fullkomnun og hægt er að komast. Skil ekki hvað hann er að eltast við mig.

Já ég rústaði þessu alveg! Eða.. þannig sko. hehe

Æ ég er svo fokking boring Sigga, ég er ekki að daðra við hitt kynið. Ég vil bara vera safe - not sorry.

Pathetic, en þannig er það bara. melodramatic

Nr. 9 | posted by: anna | 18.01.2007 | 20:53:52 | [+] |

Mér finnst nú eiginlega bara flippuð hugmynd að setja þessa einstaklingsvefi undir sama hatt.

Nr. 10 | posted by: Eva | 19.01.2007 | 0:08:53 | [+] |

Anna mín, þú ert nú anything but boring smile og Eva, SAMMÁLA!

Nr. 11 | posted by: Sigga | 19.01.2007 | 18:33:49 | [+] |

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Nr. 12 | posted by: hydrocodone 7.5 | 27.02.2007 | 3:05:48 | [+] |

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Nr. 13 | posted by: hydrocodone 7.5 | 27.02.2007 | 3:06:17 | [+] |
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