ravings of a lunatic: Já var það ekki!

Já var það ekki!

Þriðjudagur, 19. júlí 2005

Alveg er það klassískt fyrir karlmann að stinga typpinu á sér þar sem það á ekki að vera, kúka uppá bak og hringja svo í mig.

Anna: "halló"
Jude: sobbing "hi"
Anna: "oh give me a break over here!"
Jude: "please"
Anna: "no"
Jude: "please"
Anna: "no"
Jude: "I fucked up"
Anna: "I'll say!"
Jude: "I'll be good"
Anna: "when did I ever imply you'd be of any use to me that way?"
Jude: "so.. why haven't you hung up on me?"
Anna: "torturing you amuses me and.. there's always the off chance I might be bluffing"
Jude: "please"
Anna: "no"
Jude: "just untill this blows over, Iceland would be the perfect place for me right now, I need you darling"
Anna: "oh.. darling. Ofcourse you can come, stay as long as you like!
Jude: "do you really mean that?"
Anna: "Not really"
Jude: "ah.. see."
Anna: "nice try though"
Jude: "yeah, worth the shot"
Anna: "so.. did you trip and land inside the nanny or was it preplanned?"
Jude: "don't be mean"
Anna: "Well if I can't be mean.. I can't think of anything to say."
Jude: "don't you like me anymore?"
Anna: "nah.. can't say I do. There is someone else"
Jude: "who?"
Anna: "a frog"
Jude: "a frog? a french guy??"
Anna: "look, I have nothing to say to you. You made your bed, now go sleep in it. I'm tired and I've been busy smiling all night and drooling, just a little, and I have to go to bed now, I have a lot of dreaming to do, please understand that. You are not my dream anymore Jude."
Jude: "this week has been a complete nightmare!"
Anna: smiling "I'm having one of the best weeks of my life"
Jude: "lucky you"
Anna: "I know. Have a nice.. life.. Jude"
Jude: "are you serious?"
Anna: "good bye Jude"

Átti ég eftir að losa mig við fleiri hér á síðunni? Endilega.. ef ég er að gleyma einhverjum, látið mig vita.

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