ravings of a lunatic: Why I'm single

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ravings of a lunatic

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Why I'm single

Miðvikudagur, 09. júní 2004

I don't have many friends and the ones I do have, tend not to like me.

Therefore I usually have a lot of time on my hands. I spend my time doing needlework and I play tennis with the wall in the bedroom. I never win cause I suck at tennis. The wall doesn't. I'm seriously thinking about swithcing to a different wall.

I like listening to music, paint my toe nails and play with my monster. Yes, I have a monster living in my bath tub. Fortunately it is a small monster and I can keep it in the sink when I take baths and then it sings to me. It eats paper, screw bolts, ice cream and it's called Don. It has purple hair and yellow eyes and I just love it to pieces.

My friends don't like Don and they are a little bit afraid of it because when my husband vanished, they blamed Don. But I know Don didn't eat him. I'm not sure he was eaten at all, but he did leave his finger and a ransom note. Don ate the ransom note, all but the part where it said: "ransom note", so there was nothing I could do about it really.

I think he might have been playing a prank on me and I still kind of expect him to walk through the door one day and that's why I keep the finger in the freezer. The kids have used it in show and tell at school on numerous occasions. Obviously I couldn't call the police since Don is an illegal alien in Belgium. I don't want any trouble.

Today we saw a truck. That was fun. Don liked it. It had lot's of screws.

| anna | 22:11 |

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