vikan 26. janúar 2004 - 1. febrúar 2004
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» Living Doll - Cliff Richard and The Young Ones «
Look everyone, he's coming through the doors.
BRILLIANT! He didn't even open them!
He's here!
Quick Rik, do the speech.
Hey kids, stop snogging and pay attention to me.
Coz if you're a wild eyed loner standing at the gates of oblivion, then hitch a ride with us, cuz we're on the last freedom moped out of nowhere city, and we haven't even told our parents what time we'll be back. So pull on your dancing trousers and get down to the total and utter king of rock'n'roll: CLIFF RICHARD!
Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', livin' doll
Got to do my best to please her just cos she's a livin' doll
Got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll
O.K guys, ready Viv?
Completely ready when you are Shaky.
Neil?
Does anybody know where the toilets are?
Mike?
Does all this money really have to go to charity?
Yes it does Michael, hi Cliff it's me!
Who are you?
Uh.. great joke your majesty.
Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', livin' doll - livin' doll
Got to do my best to please her just cos she's a livin' doll - livin' doll
I got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul - fies my soul
Fies my soul?
Yes Vivien, it's raunchy.
Shut up guys...
What does this button do?
Take a look at her hair, well it's real
and if you don't believe what I say, just feel
Do I know this girl?
Gonna lock her up in a trunk, (WHAT?) so no big hunk
Can steal her away from me
Get down!
- Okay...
Hey Cliff I've just invented a great new sound!
Got to do my best to please her just cos she's a livin' doll
Settle down chaps.
Got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll
OK daddio, lay the next funky bit for me.
He means what happens now Cliff?
The instrumental break.
Great Cliff, which instruments do you want us to break?
Hei ladders!
Follow me!
Didgereedoo!
Vivien's trousers..
Rik's head!
Yeah ugh, ugh, Neil's head..
Eh..Cliffs head!
-NO! NO!
Well take a look at her hair, it's real
If you don't believe what I say, just feel (HUH!)
Gonna lock her up in a trunk, so no big hunk
Can steal her away from me
I still feel the locking up in a trunk is politically unsound.
It's only a song Rik.
Well I feel sorry for the elephant...
Come on boys..
Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', livin' doll - livin' doll
Got to do my best to please her just cos she's a livin' doll
All right guys, harmonies now!
Got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul - fies my soul
I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll
Oohhoohhoohh
I got the one and only walkin' talkin' - livin' doll
Can I go now?
Ehh yes thanks Cliff, bye.
Right kids if you don't buy this record, then you're an utter utter utter utter utter...