How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
What happened to the suicide blonde?
She dyed by her own hand.
What can save a dying blond?
Hair transplants.
Did you hear about the new epidemic among blondes?
It's called MAIDS - if they don't get one, they die.
Why did the blond climb up to the roof of the bar?
He heard that the drinks were on the house.
What happens when a blond gets Alzheimer's disease?
His I.Q. goes up!
What did the blond get on his I.Q. test?
Drool.
What do you call a blond golfer with an I.Q. of 125?
A foursome.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
(I'll tell you tomorrow.)