There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids. So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad.

"Hey dad look I'm white!" His dad kicks his ass, and says "alright go show your mother". "Hey mom look I'm white!" His mom beats the shit out of him then says "go show your gradma". "Hey gradma look I'm white" she beats his ass and sends him to his room. About an hour later all the family comes to his room and says "have you learned anything from this?"

The kid says "yeah I've learned I have only been white for an hour and I already hate 3 niggers".

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are.

Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take care, Ricky