Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?

A three-year-old boy, Danny, had had lot of problems with potty training and his mom was on him constantly. One day the family stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.

While enjoying her taco, Danny's mom smelled something funny, so of course she checked her seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then she realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so she asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No."

Danny's mom kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then she said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No," he replied.

She just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.

So, she asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?"

This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled.
"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"

While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.