jokes: Employee evaluation

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These jokes are funny. I just threw in a couple of bad ones for comparison.

Employee evaluation

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom
and has started to dig."

"His men would follow him anywhere but only out of morbid curiosity."

"This associate is really not so much a has-been,
but more of a definitely won't be."

"Works well when under constant supervision
and cornered like a rat in a trap."

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

"He sets low personal standards
and then consistently fails to achieve them."

"This employee should go far -- and the sooner he starts,
the better we'll be."

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

"This employee should not be allowed to breed."

"This man has the whole six pack but is missing the plastic thingy
that holds them all together."

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